congratulations
and
welcome to the
MERRELLI.COM


created by


billionaire maverick
jimmy merrelli



an

internship


engineered for::


THE TRUE SPORTSMAN


with


certain willfulness


and


percentage of molecule


to

think,


move

and


CREATE.


located inside the


futuristic
high-voltage
luxury

of
143 EAST Main Street
DOWNTOWN COLUMBUS.


always


experimental
boundless and
IRREVERENT.

the ingredients are


CALISTHENICS


brick walls,
suspended
hardwood floors,
fire,
and exotic tropical plants
in a prescription of


frankincense and myrrh.

the side effects are
always, sometimes, maybe


POWERFULLY
REFRESHING

with a
smooth delicious after taste of

SELF-MADE INDEPENDENCE

and

UNLIMITED
GOOD LUCK.

for reservations call::

614-506-8970



ciao!
jimmy merrelli